Where's the Quiz? (Time's Up, Pencils Down...in other words, winners already announced)

So, the big quiz has been put on hold. Why you ask? Because my brain has been mulling over a plan much more exciting! ASAP I will share the details. I have been tagged a few times with the "25 Random Things About You" deal. Since the quiz is being put on the back burner, I'm doing this instead....but, adding a little twist. I will list 26 things, instead of 25. One item on the list is false.

Guess the false item and win a super cool tshirt from Little Brother's website! In the event of more than one correct guess, I'm goin' old school...names of correct guessers will be placed in a bowl, the Captain will draw a name...oh what the heck, Captain will draw two names. That's right, two people will get a super cool tshirt! Fun stuff!

Good Luck, and here goes:

1.) I have a half-dollar sized, red birthmark on my elbow. When I was little, Snarky Mama told me Heavenly Father put it there because I was special.

2.) Until blogging, I had no idea the intense passion I have for writing. KC Mom inspired me to begin blogging.

3.) Snarky Mama entered Law School at age 47, she graduated the same year she turned 50.

4.) I hate the way cotton balls feel. Kinda makes my teeth hurt.

5.) I am not afraid or even hesitant to compliment others.

6.) When I was a kid, back in the days of full service gas stations, I wanted to be an attendant
so I could wash everyone's windshields.

7.) My only real regret in life is that I took the cowardess' way out of a relationship in college. I have apologized to, and been forgiven by, the guy. But, I still feel like a horse's rear end when I think of it.

8.) When I was 16, I was attending one of Other Little Brother's baseball games, a foul ball smacked me in the head, and I ended up with amnesia for three days. During most of the first day, my family thought I was kidding, and didn't get me any help.

9.) I've never been captivated by celebrities. I would not wait hours in line to meet anyone or wait hours in line to buy tickets to watch them do whatever it is they do. I discourage my children from looking up to celebrities and overpaid athletes as role models.

10.) The Captain and Snarky Mama were lab partners in an Organic Chemistry class.

11.) My parents lost their insurance coverage because I:
hit two mailboxes...rear ended two cars...let my boyfriend drive my car and we had a wreck...put my car in reverse, did not look behind me, and hit my mom's van....all before I was 17.

12.) I want a tattoo, but will never get one.

13.) I was hit by a car when I was 2 years old.

14.) Jill has no idea, but she helped me tremendously when I was going through "PaxHell"...Paxil withdrawals.

15.) My friend Shauna is just as funny, if not funnier, than any stand up comedian or celebrity. So are Little Brother and Other Little Brother.

16.) The Captain is my best friend, and truly one of the most humble men you could ever meet.

17.) When I was in sixth grade, I really wanted to dress up as Sandy, post-makeover...the heels, the leather, etc. Snarky Mama wouldn't let me. I had to be Sandy, pre-makeover.
Can you say B-O-R-I-N-G?!

18.) I have been stuck in an elevator on three separate occasions...one involved having to contact the fire department.

19.) I disliked high school more than I liked it. Most days I thought it sucked.

20.) I am intolerant of intolerant people, judgemental of judgemental people, and those lacking common courtesy and/or basic manners drive my crazy!

21.) At this point, I am guessing you are probably tired of hearing random things about me.

22.) Singing in front of people is the only thing that has ever made me uncontrollably nervous.

23.) I believe there is far more gray in this world than black and white.

24.) I will never buy a Kindle because I love the feel of a book in my hand. The textures, the smells, I love everything about holding a real book.

25.) I am not afraid to experiment with different hair styles, and colors.

26.) My absolute MOST embarrassing moment involves my first date. I was 16. The story is so horrifically embarrassing that it deserves a post all its own.

Alrighty then, time for you to get guessing! Which one of the above statements is false?