Friday, October 2, 2009

Gasp! Oh My! What The?!?

Tsk, tsk, tsk...listen up IOC, you really need to go back and read the memo.
The memo explained, in great detail, all about The Chicago 3. Seriously, the guy is a god. And those two women? Well they are total goddesses. The 3 of them are worshipped. Why are you not worshipping at their feet like the other intelligent, morally superior people of this world? How could you not understand The Chicago 3 believed just showing up, just gracing you with their collective presence would seal the deal!

You didn't get the memo? Well, I don't know how you could have missed it.

I'm worried about you IOC.
You have not bent to kiss the arses of Their Holiness, The Chicago 3.
Do you know what happens when you do not bend to kiss those arses? It gets ugly, there are consequences. You may be called racist, opposed to reform, bitter, greedy old white men, ignorant, irrelevant...shall I continue? Nahhh, I'll stop there, surely you get my point. Oh wait, one more consequence I should warn you of...if any twisted wingnut does something completely stupid or unconscionable, it will be your fault. Why? I don't know exactly. I'm just telling you what the big news gods said.

I don't know if the egos of The Chicago 3 will be able to stand this. IOC, apparently you don't understand the gravity of this situation. This could be devastating to their delusions of grandeur. They feed upon the praises of their followers. Have you not noticed they walk with their noses in a completely different atmosphere? I mean, they got swagger. And all good followers know you don't mess with their swagger.

14 comments:

SnarkyMama said...

YOU are FUNNY!!! Again, you make me laugh..."they got swagger!"

Seriously, you are funny...

jen said...

This is exactly how I felt when I heard the news on the radio this morning!
Obviously, Barack has talked our country down enough to the rest of the world that they'd rather spend 2016 in crime-ridden Rio!
And don't forget the racial makeup of Brazil--although I'm sure the press will forget!

Sue said...

Ditto, ditto, ditto. My thoughts exactly!

=D

Melanie said...

Amen!

Brenn said...

Sing it sistah!!!

love this

Mary said...

As a Chicagoan, I couldn't believe it. But, I had already told everyone who believed we had it in the bag because The Prez was going, he wasn't going to make a difference. We just weren't going to get it.

I know those IOC people just want to go see the half naked people or naked people on the beach and Samba.

Valsy said...

The insiders who have worked the Olympics have been saying for years that the US might not get the Olympics for several decades. Regardless of who the current Commander in Chief is. Quoting the resident Olympic expert of this house, BO presence was all the more reason Chicago got last place. Those IOC boys don't play and could give a rip about what BO thinks.

KC Mom said...

I'm gone from the computer for 4 days and I missed this! :)
I was thinking the same thing!

Anonymous said...

and why did SLC get the winter olympics years ago? oh, right, dishonest LDS BRIBED the committee. Mitt Romney had to go in and save the day and the reputation of the church.

Amber said...

What does anonymous's SLC comment have to do with what you wrote? Just another hater using any means to dig at the LDS. I'm not LDS but I wonder where people come up with this stuff?

Does anonymous mean that the LDS church is more powerful than Mr. and Mrs. Obama, and Oprah? And does anonymous live under a rock...Romney is LDS.

Anonymous commenters are a joke. Always so brave to leave a rude remark with no name. Exactly the kind of upstanding person I'd want on my team. Right.

Keep doin what you do.

Em said...

My son was diagnosed with Swine Flu Friday, and it was STILL a good day.

Chicago dodged a financial burden bullet, The Chicago 3 should have known better. But then, they would have to be in touch.

Frosty said...

You're hilarious...my thoughts exactly.

Fiauna said...

Yep, you took the words right out of my mouth. I couldn't agree more.

Em said...

oh where oh where has snarky gone???