Monday, May 18, 2009
Poor wittle Nancy Wancy...did those big, bad, nasty CIA bullies mislead you?
Nancy, Nancy, Nancy, you don't read my blog do you? Months ago I mentioned you were going to have to stop whining and blaming. Learn to form coherent sentences besides your standards: "Bush lied." , "The Bush administration misled me.", etc. While those statements contain truth, when that's all you have to offer, you become less than credible...and you don't sound too smart either.
Look Nancy, I never wanted you to fail. I never wanted you to be such a colossal embarrassment. I simply wanted you to put your big girl panties on and get the job done. But repeatedly you do nothing more than point your finger at others, regurgitate your Bush-bashing rhetoric (which let's face it, takes little to no original thought), and stare blankly like Bambi in headlights.
Why didn't you take notes back in 2003? During those meetings, when you were so cruelly misled, it never crossed your mind to jot a few things down? Bummer for you, because the CIA did. Oopsy! I mean great, big oopsy! Big girls, in big girl panties,we know to always take notes! I don't make one phone call regarding my household without jotting down notes! You run the biggest House around, and you don't feel the need for notes? Interesting.
Big girls, in big girl panties, also know you might want to be careful when you say things like: "I knew about waterboarding in 2003." Ouch, how badly did that sting when it came back to bite you in the butt? If you felt so misled, why in the world didn't you mention that LAST week when you made the above remark? In your haste to attack the Bush administration and begin some torture investigation, you spouted off with: "I knew about waterboarding in 2003." Once you felt some heat, your handlers told you to come back with statements like: they misled, they lied, blah-blah-blah. So let me get this straight, it took you several days after admitting to knowledge of waterboarding before realizing you felt misled. Oh, okay.
Do you even have a spine? Stand up woman! You are infuriating me! At best, you are just another politician who makes horrifically misguided decisions. If you knew in 2003, I don't care how it was presented to you...you should have done some thinking. If you are that easily misled, you need a new job! Seriously, who takes anything that comes from any government agency at face value. And, if you do, I don't want you representing me in any position. Because that means you don't have what it takes to get the job done in a respectable manner.
Nancy, I'm disappointed. From your actions I gather you thought your gender alone would be all you needed to find success. Being the first woman Speaker and the first successful woman Speaker are NOT the same things. I know about fifty women who could do your job, and do it well. I don't give a sorry rat's rearend if the Speaker is a man or a woman, I just want the job done right! It's obvious from that vacant look in your eyes, you are so far outta your league, your head is spinning.
There's no way you can pedal fast enough to fix this one. But luckily, you have spin doctors surrounding you...they do incredible work, especially when it comes to the back-pedaling part. And once again, the politicians will come out smelling like roses, another government agency (one that isn't perfect, but does help keep us safe) takes the hits, and the people left screwed are (as always) the American people.
Way to go Nancy. What exactly have you done to improve anything? Apparently you are only adding to the multitude of problems we are facing. I have some big girl panties you can borrow. Holy crap...I just figured out why you wear pull-ups! It's easier to take the sting of things biting you in the butt through the padding of a pull-up. Problem is Nancy Wancy, you are an adult! You should be accountable. You should take the sting when it's yours. If you can't do that, then you shouldn't be Speaker of any House.